The Matchmaker

Benny the matchmaker drops in on his aging buddy Vaserman.

“Vaserman, before it is too late, I have a lovely girl for you. I am certain that if you get to know her, you will get married immediately.”
“I don’t need it,” answers Vaserman, “I have two sisters at home who take good care of me.”
“I understand, but no matter how good your sisters are, they cannot take the place of a wife.”
“Who says that the sisters are mine?”